The scene shows a large dentist office decorated with long white couches and dozens of people walking around
The Narrator:
IT'S ANOTHER FUN AND HEALTHY
DAY IN THE CITY.
AND IN THE OFFICE OF HOT SHOT
DENTIST Dr. FLASH
CLOCKTERMOCKTER, BECKY, BOB
AND TJ WAIT TO BE CALLED IN
FOR THEIR APPOINTMENTS.
TJ: THIS IS
THE
PLACE TO
BE SEEN.
HEY, MAN, SWEET HEADGEAR.
A boy with braces walk by and says THANKS.
Becky says Dr.
CLOCKTERMOCKTER SURE HAS A
LOT OF APPOINTMENTS TODAY.
TJ says ONLY BECAUSE
Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER IS THE
HOTTEST NEW DENTIST IN TOWN.
HE'S EVEN GOT HIS OWN HOUSE
BAND.
A band of teeth are set up on a stage.
They sing KEEP ME CLEAN,
LA, LA, LA
YOU GOTTA KEEP ME CLEAN
Becky says OH, I KNOW,
FLOSS DAILY AND THE RETAINERS.
THEY HAVEN'T STOPPED SINCE WE
GOT HERE.
Tobey storms out Dr. Clocktermockter’s office. He has short blond hair and round, black glasses. He wears an orange vest with a teal undershirt, red bow tie, brown shorts, and brown shoes.
He says THIS APPOINTMENT IS
OVER.
Dr. Clocktermockter says TOBEY,
HOLD IT, PAL.
He is an old man with a long mustache and short ponytail. He wears a white doctor’s coat with green shorts, white socks, and sandals.
TJ says IT'S HIM, IT'S
Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER.
HE'S REAL!
Dr. Clocktermockter says TOBES,
YOU JUST HAVE ONE CAVITY.
Tobey says MY TOOTH, A CAVITY?
I GREW EACH AND EVERY ONE OF
THESE TEETH SO I THINK I'D BE
THE FIRST TO KNOW IF SOMETHING
WAS... OH!
He grabs his mouth and moans
Dr. Clocktermockter says T-BONE,
I CAN TOTALLY FIX YOUR
TOOTH SITUATION.
NOW, HOP BACK IN THAT CHAIR,
AND I'LL WORK MY MAGIC ON THAT
CAVITY BECAUSE IT'S WHAT I DO.
Tobey says THIS EXAMINATION,
THIS WHOLE APPOINTMENT IS
OVER!
He climbs into the elevator and holds his mouth
He says COME ALONG, TEETH, I'LL
PROTECT YOU.
Dr. Clocktermockter says SO
WHO'S NEXT?
TJ jumps in front of Dr. Clocktermockter and says OH, ME.
I AM, Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER.
WORLD CLASS FLOSSER, TJ
BOTSFORD.
Dr. Clocktermockter says HEY,
YOU CAN CALL ME FLASH.
Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER WAS MY
FATHER'S NAME.
TJ says YOU GOT IT, FLASH.
Dr. Clocktermockter says NOW
THEN, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE RAP
SESH ABOUT GUM CARE.
Outside the office, Tobey walks outside holding a candy bar
He says A CAVITY.
HA!
He bites into the candy bar and screams
OH, OH!
WELL, I... I SUPPOSE I COULD
RETURN TO Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER'S
AND APOLOGIZE.
Tobey looks at the entrance. There is a large line to enter the dentist’s office
Tobey says OH, BUT IT'S TOO LATE.
MY APPOINTMENT IS OVER.
NOT MUCH I CAN DO NOW EXCEPT
FIND THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE
FOR MY PAIN, ZACHARY ZANEY.
He glares at the photo on his chocolate bar
He screams ZANEY!
A large robot picks up Tobey and places him on its shoulder.
The image changes to Becky and Bob watching the robot walking away with Tobey
Becky says YEAH, I'M GONNA
ASSUME THAT ROBOT IS TAKING
TOBEY STRAIGHT HOME.
[Bob squeaking]
Becky says WHAT?
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO KEEP.
ALSO, I'M STARTING TO LIKE
FLOSS AND THE RETAINERS.
The teeth sing TALKING MOUTHWASH
Becky stands up and exclaims THEY NEVER PLAY
THIS ONE LIVE!
TJ bursts out of Dr. Clocktermocker’s officer and exclaims WA HOO!
CAVITY FREE.
Dr. Clocktermockter says LITTLE
LADY, YOUR BROTHER HAS THE
FLOSSING SKILLS OF SOMEONE IN
HIS LATE TWEENS.
IT'S... YOU MUST BE SO PROUD.
TJ, I THINK YOU'RE REALLY
COOL.
WHY DON'T YOU STICK AROUND?
SIT IN WITH THE BAND FOR A
COUPLE OF SONGS.
TJ stands up on the stage and grabs a guitar
TJ says YOU GOT IT, FLASH.
HEY, BOYS, BIG FAN.
Dr. Clocktermockter says AND
THE PERSON WITH THE NEXT
APPOINTMENT IS... YOU.
HO HO, MAN, SLIM, I HAVE GOT
TO HAVE A LOOK-SEE AT YOUR
TEETH.
Bob squeaks and runs over to Dr. Clocktermockter
Word Girl says BOB, I'M PRETTY
SURE I'M NEXT ON THE LIST.
Dr. Clocktermockter says JUST
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
GUY REAL QUICK.
He walks into his office and closes the door
Becky says I MEAN, WHY
DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN
APPOINTMENT IF HE'S JUST GOING
TO PICK PEOPLE WILLY NILLY?
The Narrator says MEANWHILE, IN THE
RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT LAB
OF ZACHARY ZANEY'S CANDY
FACTORY
The factory is full barrels of chocolate and of machines that are producing candy
A crew member looks at a machine that holds a fresh made chocolate bar
Worker Number 12 says FINALLY, AFTER 26 YEARS,
WE'VE COME UP WITH A CANDY
THAT CURES CAVITIES.
A giant robot foot crashes through the ceiling and steps on the machine with the cavity curing candy
Worker Number 12 asks YOU WROTE DOWN THE RECIPE,
RIGHT?
Worker Number 83 says ER...
Worker Number 12 sighs
Tobey says CANDY MAKER, YOUR
DELICIOUS TREATS HAVE CAUSED A
TOOTH OF MINE GREAT PAIN.
AND FOR THAT, YOU SHALL PAY.
Zachary says WE HAD A GOOD RUN,
NUMBER 12.
GO HOME AND HUG YOUR KIDS.
He is a middle aged man with bubble gum pink hair, a large yellow tie with blue polka-dots, turquoise overalls, and a pink undershirt
Worker Number 12 says NO, Mr. ZANEY, THERE'S
STILL HOPE.
WORKER NUMBER 83, ACTIVATE THE
CANDY-COATED SHELL.
Worker Number 3 hits a red button. The ceiling closes. The robot steps on the ceiling repeatedly
Tobey says COME OUT HERE,
Mr. ZANEY, AND FACE MY GIANT
ROBOT LIKE A MAN!
[cracking]
Worker Number 12 shouts THAT SHELL SHIELD WON'T
HOLD FOREVER.
MAN THE COTTON CANDY POTS!
VIVA LA ZANEY!
A bell blows
Worker Number 83 says OH, LUNCH.
The Narrator says AS WORKER NUMBER
12 RALLIES TO SAVE THE CANDY
FACTORY, BECKY BOTSFORD IS
STILL WAITING FOR HER
APPOINTMENT WITH
Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER.
TJ is shown playing with the band
Becky dances in the back of the crowd and says YEAH.
AND IF I WASN'T A CONSIDERATE
PERSON WHO KEEPS HER
APPOINTMENTS, I WOULD HAVE
LEFT A LONG TIME AGO.
OH!
TJ says THANK YOU, FAIR CITY.
THAT WAS BRACES CAN'T HIDE
YOUR SMILE.
THIS NEXT SONG IS A LOT OF
FUN.
IT'S CALLED FLOSS 'TIL YOU
DROP.
He shouts ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
TJ and the band sings FLOSSING TO THE LEFT,
FLOSSING TO THE RIGHT
The Narrator says ACROSS TOWN, A
MOUTHWATERINGLY DELICIOUS
BATTLE RAGES ON.
The image changes to giant robots attacking Zachary Zaney’s Candy Factor
Worker Number 12 shouts TAKE THAT!
Worker Number 12 places a piece of bubble gum on a robot’s neck
He shouts OH, NO YOU DON'T!
The piece of gum blows up into a giant bubble and bursts. The robot’s head falls off
Worker Number 12 swings on a rope shooting the robots with a bubble gum ray gun
He shouts YOU'RE MESSING WITH CANDY
PEOPLE NOW!
Tobey says YOU BROUGHT THIS ON
YOURSELF, SUGAR VENDOR.
CONSTANTLY SCHEMING AGAINST MY
TEETH WITH YOUR DELICIOUS NEW
PRODUCTS!
Zachary and the other workers are eating lunch outside
Zachary says SPEAKING OF NEW
PRODUCTS, HAVE YOU TRIED OUR
LATEST COCOA CAKE FLAVOURS?
Tobey says I'VE TRIED THEM ALL.
A Worker says EVEN COCONUT?
COCONUT'S AWESOME.
Tobey says IT'S POSITIVELY
SCRUMPTIOUS.
Worker Number 12 stands in front of a pair of cannons made of chocolate
He shouts CHOCOLATE CANNONS, FIRE!
[splat]
Chocolate hits Tobey and the robots
Tobey says MMM...
OH, MY CAVITY!
THAT'S IT.
NO MORE MISTER NICE ROBOT.
The robots continue zapping the building
The scene changers to the dentist’s office
TJ says THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Dr. Clocktermockter and Bob walk into the waiting room
Dr. Clocktermockter says TIPTOP
TEETH, BOBBY BOY.
AND SUCH UNUSUAL X-RAYS.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER
PLANET OR SOMETHING.
I MEAN, WHAT?
He holds up an X-Ray of Bob’s mouth. It shows several rows of teeth
Becky says HE'S NOT.
NOW, SINCE IT'S PAST THE TIME
FOR MY APPOINTMENT.
Exposition Guy runs into the waiting room carrying chocolate
He shouts HELP!
TOBEY'S ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING
THE CANDY FACTORY.
WAIT, ISN'T THIS...
Becky says NOT THE POLICE
STATION.
Exposition Guy says OH, OKAY.
He yells HELP!
Becky says I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS!
OH, COME ON, BOB.
Dr. Clocktermockter says NEXT
UP, B-B-B-BECKY BOTSFORD.
TIME FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT.
Becky says NOW?
WELL, NOW'S NO GOOD.
Dr. Clocktermockter says DON'T
WORRY, BECKY.
YOU'RE FROM A FAMILY OF
FLOSSERS.
IT'LL BE QUICK AND CAVITY
FREE.
[Bob squeaking]
Becky says BOB, GO STALL.
I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS –
She is led into the dentist’s office. The door closes
The image changes to the robots rampaging the candy factory
Tobey clutches his mouth and shouts OH, THE PAIN!
THE PAIN, THE SEARING PAIN!
SMASH ON, MY ROBOTS!
[banging]
Worker Number 12 FRET NOT, MY FELLOW
WORKERS.
REINFORCEMENTS ARE HERE.
He drags an army of large gummy bears.
Worker Number 12 continues
YES, MY STICKY BROTHERS, YOU
HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH
VICTORY.
NO, NO, MONKEY, COULD YOU
PLEASE NOT EAT MY TROOPS?!
Huggy appears eating the head off a bear
Worker Number 12 says MEDIC!
Back at the dentist office, Dr. Clocktermockter says OH,
LOOK AT YOUR BABY TEETH.
YOU MUST MISS THOSE LITTLE
GUYS.
Becky lays down in a dentist chair. Dr. Clocktermockter holds up her file
Becky says FLASH, CAN WE
GET ON WITH THIS?
Dr. Clocktermockter says OH,
PLEASE, CALL ME
Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER.
Becky says WOULD YOU PLEASE
JUST CHECK ME FOR CAVITIES?
Dr. Clocktermockter says BECKY,
YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE ENJOYING
YOUR APPOINTMENT.
Becky says MY APPOINTMENT
SHOULD HAVE ENDED OVER AN HOUR
AGO.
Dr. Clocktermockter says NOT
FOLLOWING YOU THERE, B TRAIN.
Becky asks DO YOU KNOW WHAT
AN APPOINTMENT IS?
Dr. Clocktermockter says ISN'T
WHAT WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?
Becky says NO, THIS IS AN
EXAM.
AN APPOINTMENT IS A MEETING
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN AT
A SPECIFIC TIME AND PLACE.
IN MY CASE, 1:30 HERE.
AND I WAS HERE AT THAT TIME.
Dr. Clocktermockter says ENJOYING
MY WAITING ROOM, RIGHT?
UP TOP.
Becky says YES.
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
IF YOU HAD MET WITH ME AT THAT
TIME, YOU'D BE KEEPING THE
APPOINTMENT.
BUT IT'S 3 O'CLOCK, AND THERE
ARE SOME THINGS I'VE GOT TO DO.
NOW!
Dr. Clocktermockter says HMM.
THEY NEVER MENTIONED
APPOINTMENTS AT DENTAL SCHOOL.
BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL STICK TO THE
MY APPOINTMENTS.
OH, LET'S PENCIL YOU IN FOR
YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT NOW.
Becky asks CAN WE JUST GET
THROUGH THIS ONE FIRST?
The image changes to outside the candy factory. The sun is setting
Tobey says IT'S NEARLY OVER,
ZANEY!
MY TOOTH SHALL HAVE ITS
REVENGE!
Worker Number 12 says THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE.
CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE, I'LL FIRE
YOU AT TOBEY, AND YOU GRAB THE
REMOTE CONTROL.
[Huggy squeaking]
He pulls back Huggy in the catapult
A Worker asks SAY, WORKER NUMBER 12, HAVE
YOU EVER FIRED A MONKEY
BEFORE?
Worker Number 12 says WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE
TIME... UH-OH.
He lets go of the catapult and launches Huggy who flies far away from where the robots are standing
A worker says IT'S THE KIND OF THING
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO PRACTICE.
Tobey says (evil laugh)
OH, YOU LOSE, ZANEY!
[banging]
A robot stomps through the candy factor’s door
Zachary says THAT'S QUITE A
CAVITY YOUR ROBOT PUT IN MY
FACTORY.
Tobey says A CAVITY ISN'T
SOMETHING IN A WALL.
IT'S IN YOUR TOOTH!
Word Girl flies in front of Robots with Huggy on her shoulder
Word Girl says THAT'S WHAT YOU
THINK, TOBEY.
Tobey says WORD GIRL... OWW!
He clutches his mouth
A Worker says OH, GOOD, SHE CAUGHT THE
MONKEY.
Word Girl says SURE, A CAVITY
IS A HOLE OR HOLLOW SPACE IN
YOUR TOOTH, SOMETHING THAT CAN
BE A BIT OF A PAIN.
Tobey clutches his mouth and says OWW!
Word Girl says BUT THE WORD
CAVITY CAN BE USED TO DESCRIBE
LOTS OF HOLLOW SPACES.
LIKE A CAVE IN A MOUNTAIN IS
A KIND OF CAVITY.
AND THAT WALL NOW HAS A CAVITY
IN THE SHAPE OF A ROBOT FOOT.
Tobey says THANKS, WORD GIRL.
AND TO SHOW I REALLY
UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE
WORD CAVITY, I THINK I'LL MAKE
SOME MORE.
The robots attack her. Word Girl grabs an arm from one of the robots and swings it around
Word Girl says YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH!
She knocks the head off the robot Tobey is standing on
Tobey shouts OH!
[clanging]
Exposition Man stands outside the factory’s fence and says NO MORE ROBOT CANDY BATTLE?
OH, MAN.
BOO!
Word Girl catches Tobey before he falls to the ground
Tobey says WORD GIRL, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND, THIS PAIN IS ALL
ZANEY'S FAULT.
HE...
Word Girl says TAKES AWFUL
CARE OF YOUR TEETH?
Tobey says YES.
WELL, NO.
BUT HE DOES MAKE IRRESISTIBLE
CANDY TREATS.
OH, JUST BRING ME TO MOTHER SO
I CAN FACE MY PUNISHMENT.
Word Girl says I'VE GOT A
BETTER IDEA.
AN EMERGENCY APPOINTMENT WITH
Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER.
She drops him in front of the dentist office
Tobey says I'D RATHER FACE
MOTHER.
OFF WE GO.
Word Girl says TOBEY, THE ONLY
PERSON WHO CAN FIX YOUR CAVITY
IS A DENTIST.
AND Dr. CLOCKTERMOCKTER IS
THE BEST.
Tobey says ALL RIGHT, FINE.
ANYTHING TO GET RID OF THIS
CAVITY.
The image changes to inside the office.
TJ sings FLOSS 'TIL YOU DROP,
OH, BABY.
The Narrator says AND SO, IN THE
END, BECKY MANAGED TO KEEP HER
APPOINTMENT.
WORD GIRL STOPPED A
CAVITY-FUELLED ROBOT RAMPAGE,
AND THANKS TO Dr.
CLOCKTERMOCKTER, TOBEY'S
TOOTHACHE WAS FIXED.
COME TO THINK OF IT, I SHOULD
PROBABLY SCHEDULE AN
APPOINTMENT FOR MYSELF.
Tobey walks into Dr. Clocktermockter’s office. A moment later he walks out smiling.
Dr. Clocktermockter says IF YOU
WANT AN APPOINTMENT,
He looks down at a clipboard and says I'VE GOT
A SWEET LOOKING 2:15-ER FOR YOU
TOMORROW.
The Narrator says OH, THANK YOU,
DOCTOR.
Dr. Clocktermockter says HEY,
CALL ME FLASH.
The Narrator says TUNE IN NEXT TIME
FOR ANOTHER ACTION-PACKED
EPISODE OF "WORD GIRL."
TJ says AND RINSE!
OH!
He throws his guitar and says YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GREAT.
SEE YOU AGAIN IN SIX MONTHS.
[cheering]
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