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"Huggy, I need your help!"
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- The Butcher: Arr!
- Police Officer: Time.
- The Butcher: Heh, heh. Hamburger Hammer! Oopsey-daisy. Heh, heh.
- Police Officer: Help! The Butcher overpowered me! He's escaping!
- Narrator: Later, in The Butcher's Lair...
- The Butcher: Huh. Where does my meat come from? All right. Where is it, where is it? I know I put it here. Ah. There it is! All right! Oh, man. I haven't read this since I got my powers. "So you've got meat flying out of your hands-- now, what?" By your dad, Kid Potato. Okay, let's see. There it is. "So you want to know where the meat flying out of your hands come from" By your dad, Kid Potato. "The meat comes from the Meaty Dimension, the source of all your powers. All you have to do to enter the Meaty Dimension is make a portal like so." All right. That looks easy. Looks like a regular old steak. "You may think that the portal looks like a regular old steak, but it is not. It is a portal." Whoa! "Your power in the Meaty Dimension is enormous." Hey, that sounds good! All right. Well, here goes.
- Narrator: Okay, this is weird.
- The Butcher: But, oh, man, do I feel powerful. Watch. Ham! All right! Look at that ham!
- Narrator: That's a big ham.
- The Butcher: Yeah. That is a big ham, maybe too big for one little monkey to handle. So all I got to do is trick WordGirl's meat-loving monkey into one of my portals and trap him here forever. With him out of the way, WordGirl has no defense for my meat attacks! I'll defeat her and I'll take over the world!
- Narrator: Meanwhile, WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face are posing for a mural at the library.
- Violet: So you think you can stay still, please?
- WordGirl: Of course. We've been still this whole time.
- Violet: Not really. Okay. So here we go.
- Violet: Oh! Huggy! You know what? I think I could use a break, too. Would you excuse me, please?
- WordGirl: Okay. Oh, Huggy, how many times do I have to tell you not to eat meat you find lying around? Is that... The Butcher?
- The Butcher: Boo! Heh, heh! Ohh! You're coming with me, monkey.
- WordGirl: Huggy!
- Captain Huggyface: (Screeches)
- The Butcher: That's right, WordGirl! Your monkey is mine! He passed right through my steak porchal into my meat--
- WordGirl: Hold it, hold it. Your steak what now?
- The Butcher: Uh, porchal.
- WordGirl: No such word.
- The Butcher: Oh, Uh, porkal?
- WordGirl: I think the word you're looking for is portal. A portal is a doorway or an entrance to someplace.
- The Butcher: Oh, yeah. That sounds familiar.
- WordGirl: I can't believe I just corrected a piece of meat.
- The Butcher: Hey, hey, hey. Hold on a second. This piece of meat happens to be a portal that's the entrance to my meaty dimension.
- Captain Huggyface: (Screeches)
- WordGirl: Hold on, Huggy! I'm coming for you! Hyah! Ohh, whoa, whoa.
- (Violet arrives)
- The Butcher: Ha, ha! Closed it!
- Violet: Okay. So are you guys read to--oh, great. Where's Huggy?
- WordGirl: He's trapped in that steak! Watch. Butcher!
- The Butcher: Yeah?
- Violet: Aah!
- WordGirl: Is Huggy there with you?
- The Butcher: Yeah, he's here. In fact, your monkey's trapped in here forev--hey! Get off of me! Ow! Ow! Ow! Dah! All right! Get... off of...me! Dah!
- Captain Huggyface: (Screeches)
- The Butcher: So you like porkchop, huh? Pork Chop Prison! What's the matter, monkey guy? Too much for you to eat through? Heh, heh, heh. Welcome to my world.
- WordGirl: What's going on in there?
- The Butcher: I overpowdered your monkey guy with some giant pork chops. Yeah!
- WordGirl: Uh, I think you mean overpowered.
- The Butcher: You sure?
- WordGirl: Well, overpower means to put too much powder on something. Overpower means to defeat totally and completely.
- The Butcher: Oh. So I overpowered him?
- WordGirl: Sounds like it.
- The Butcher: Ha, ha! All right! Well, WordGirl, looks like your sidekick is trapped here forever. Ha, ha, ha!
- WordGirl: What I missed the last bit.
- The Butcher: Yeah. Hold on. I'm coming out. It's just easier to talk to you face to face without a steak in the way.
- WordGirl: Agreed.
- The Butcher: So it looks like your sidekick is trapped... in there... forever. Ha, ha!
- WordGirl: Forever?
- The Butcher: Yeah.
- WordGirl: Uh-oh.
- The Butcher: "Uh-Oh" is right. Meatball Massacre!
- WordGirl: Aah!
- The Butcher: With him out of the way, I could get you out of the way. And then no one will be in my way, and then I will rule the world!
- WordGirl: Since when do you want to rule the world? Usually, you just want to steal stuff.
- The Butcher: Well, maybe I want to move on from just stealing stuff. I can't be a thief for the rest of my life, and anyway how hard can ruling the world be?
- WordGirl: I don't know. Seems like a lot of paperwork.
- The Butcher: Oh, yeah? Then I'd better get started. Chciken Pot Pow!
- WordGirl: Whooaaa! Huggy, I need help! Huggy! Oh, Huggy! Help!
- Captain Huggyface: (Screeches)
- The Butcher: Ha, ha! You can't avoid my attacks forever! Meatball Mayhem!
- WordGirl: Aah!
- The Butcher: Ha, ha, ha! And now that I've overpowered WordGirl, no one can stop me from taking over the world. Ha, ha, ha!
- Violet: Hold it. Hold that pose.
- The Butcher: Really? No one's ever asked me to paint me before. Is this pose, okay? Right there?
- Violet: It's fine.
- The Butcher: Okay. What? The portal!
- Violet: I cannot believe I keep interrupted by this talking steak!
- Captain Huggyface: (Squeaks)
- The Butcher: How did you escape? You ate the porkchops? And the steak? And the chicken? All right. There's no way possible that you could eat anymore, so Pork Chop Chop! Huh. Okay. Meatball Massacre! Nothing. Meatball Mayhem! Maybe. Wait. You ate everything in my Meaty Dimension? Impressive, but WordGirl is still trapped, and you can't eat anymore, so all I have to do is jump through my steak portal and spend a little time in my meaty dimen--ohh! Wait. No. Put that down. No. Don't eat my portal. No! Nooooooooo! Unh! Gah! Dah! No! Okay. Well, no big deal. All I have to do is wait a minute for the meaty dimension to make more meat, and then I-- Ohh! What is it? Tofu? Ugh!
- Violet: It's a great snack and a weapon! Ohh! My powers! Tofuuuu!
- WordGirl: Yes! All right, Violet. Now help me out of here, and I'll finish him off. Uh, Violet? Violet?
- The Butcher: Ohh. Ow.
- WordGirl: You know, I feel like we should use tofu against the Butcher more often.
- The Butcher: You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, but, yeah, you probably should.
- WordGirl: Guess we just forget.
- The Butcher: Well, you got a lot going on.
- Violet: Shh!
- The Butcher: Sorry.