" Zing! "
Seymour when using his dazzling smile
Seymour Orlando Smooth
Seymour Smooth
Name Seymour Orlando Smooth
Gender Male
Age Unknown (adult)
Occupation Villain/Game show host/Con artist
Alignment Evil
Homeland Fair City
Race Human
Family Unnamed Mother
Harry Kempel (Brother)
Chip Von Dumor (Brother)
Abilities Blinding White Smile, Game Show Host-Strength Hair Gel, Binding Fool's Gold Chains
Voice Actor Daran Norris

Seymour Orlando Smooth (voiced by Daran Norris) is a narcissistic (and evil) game show host on the TV series WordGirl. He usually only has a main villain role in episodes where he hosts a game show of the same name.

Most of Seymour's crimes consist of hosting a game show which is actually a scam to con innocent contestants out of their money and/or valuables.

He uses a questionnaire to trick people into giving him access to their bank accounts in his first appearance, "Answer All My Questions and Win Stuff", but is foiled by WordGirl and Mrs. Botsford (who is a contestant on Seymour's show).

Later, Seymour tricks people into giving him money for things when he can't afford to buy in "Wishful Thinking", and uses his own brother to answer difficult questions in "Who Wants to Win a Shiny New Car?". He uses his dazzling TV show host smile and super strength hair gel to fight WordGirl, a weapon called Fools' Gold that victims must escape from, and the "Wheel of Wonderful Stuff", which is used to trap WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face and make them extremely dizzy when spun. However, they escape in his first appearance and wait to appear to surprise him after he makes a fool of himself by using one of his diamond rings, which is the weakness of said wheel. Seymour Smooth appears again in Seymour ... Right After This. In Tell Her What She's Won, Seymour has kidnapped Beau Handsome and takes over his game show as a host and renames it May I Have Your Money?. Where he steals money from Tommy, Phil, and Emily and easily locks up Mr. Handsome in a simple trap of him looking at a picture of himself.  He tries to beat WordGirl with trap questions and including having Captain Huggy Face to stop all the cupcakes from dropping on the floor and at the end changing the rules of the game to have to allow them to drop.

Game Shows that Seymour has hosted

  • "Answer All My Questions and Win Stuff"
  • "Wishful Thinking"
  • "Who Wants to Win a Shiny New Car?"
  • "Who Wants to Win an Enormous Amount of Money?"
  • "Who Wants to Get Rid of WordGirl?"
  • "May I Have Your Money?"
  • "Who Wants to Give Me Money to Save My Career?"
  • "As Something As Something"