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"Huggy, I need your help!"
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[The screen zooms in on Amazing Rope Guy with a green background]
The Narrator: Amazing Rope Guy [Chuckles] not that amazing is he? In fact, he's the least successful villain in the city [As The Narrator continues talking Amazing Rope Guy gets more and more annoyed] he always gets caught by Wordgirl, the police, sometimes even by his own rope, well I guess that's why he's in prison.
[The screen cuts to the aforementioned prison, where it then goes to the inside with a police officer laughing in front of cells]
Amazing Rope Guy (off-screen): [Putting on a high-pitched voice] I'm Wordgirl, untangle that security guard at once. [Cuts to him on screen where he is standing on his bed mimicking Wordgirl.] I have a monkey named Captain Honey-Paste ...or something... [Jumps off of the bed] Word up!
The Narrator: Did I mention that he also does impressions?
The Police Officer: Do another one! Oh, do The Warden!
Amazing Rope Guy: That's easy. [Putting on a lower voice and using a comb as a moustache] This prison's the best for housin' perps, hands down! I guarantee it, or I'll eat my hat!
The Police Officer: That's amazing Rope Guy! You sound just like The Warden, fun's over time to get back to work. [Continues laughing while he walks off, however Amazing Rope Guy seems far more annoyed.] I love that.
Amazing Rope Guy: [After the Police Officer has left, he starts to talk to himself] Hmm, just like The Warden, huh? [As the Police Officer walks away Amazing Rope Guy puts back on the comb and lowers his voice again.] Okay, it's time to let Amazing Rope Guy out of prison. Better do it fast, or I'll eat my hat!
The Police Officer: Huh, I can't see The Warden but he does say that, [He opens the door to Amazing Rope Guy's cell.] Okay, have a nice day I guess.
Amazing Rope Guy: [Continuing his deep voice] Thank you. [He realises and puts back on his normal voice.] I mean thank you.
The Police Officer: That was weird...
[Cut to Amazing Rope Guy now riding on the bus.]
Amazing Rope Guy: I hate to admit it but breaking out of prison was actually the first successful crime I've committed, but I did it by pretending to be someone else. [The man sitting next to him scooches away, annoyed.] Maybe being an imposter can help me commit other crimes?!
The Narrator: Umm, are you talking to the rope?
Amazing Rope Guy: [Starts to stroke his rope] Maybe.
[Cut to Ye Olde Fancy Shmancy Jewellery Store where in walks the silhouette of The Butcher.]
The Butcher: I love meat.
[As "The Butcher" walks up to the counter it is revealed to actually be Amazing Rope Guy in a shoddy The Butcher costume.]
Reginald: [Bowing] Good morning.
The Butcher (Amazing Rope Guy): I'm The Butcher, not an imposter. Now give me that spiny jewel.
Reginald: You do mean, shiny jewel?
The Butcher (Amazing Rope Guy): Yeah! I mess up words cause I'm The Butcher! That's a thing I do, so give me that spiny jewel before I throw meat products and things.
Reginald: Right, that won't be necessary, here.
Amazing Rope Guy: Alright, thanks! [Reginald looks at him confused before Amazing Rope Guy waves the packaged meat in front of his face.]
[Cut to Amazing Rope Guy now getting a taxi outside of the jewellery store.]
The Narrator: While Amazing Rope Guy cashes in on his skills as an imposter, [Cut to outside the Botsford household.] Becky Botsford, aka Wordgirl, is in home, working on getting her Fair City Scouts Knot tying badge.
Becky Botsford: I'm trying to perfect the pegasus, the strongest of all knots! But first I have to untangle this rope. [As the screen zooms out we see she has a lot of rope to untangle.]