Talk:Professor Steven Boxleitner/@comment-208.32.21.143-20121203013416/@comment-5281760-20121224145856

Aww! I'm too important to be put in a box! Thank you!

Me: Oodles of noodles and carts full of hearts? Seriously, where do you get this stuff? It's so random!

Riley: Um, you've been on this wikia for half a year; surely you expect randomness from us. Randomness is like the bane of our existence! Honestly, where has your brain been these past few months?

Me: It's been right here in my pocket! *holds up oozing, dripping, disgusting brain*

Riley: *facepalm*

Me: Anyway, I heard about your latest predicament, and I just wanted to say that I'm perfectly content to stay in a cardboard box for all eternity.

Riley: What!?

Me: Well, I don't want to make anyone upset, so I figured it's the best way to keep everyone happy. I brought my laptop, so if there's WiFi in the box, I can still post more chapters of WHICEFC.

Riley: That's... actually a good plan. Come on, everyone, let's go in the box!

TLM: *cackling wickedly* Ooh, this'll be so much fun!

Me: *cackling un-wickedly* Ooh, this'll be so much fun!


 * five minutes later*

Me: It's actually kinda cool in here, you know?


 * ten minutes later*

Me: Sooo... what's up, people?


 * 15 minutes later*

Me: Yum! Thanks for the sandwich, Chuck!


 * 20 minutes later*

Me: Ms. Question, I swear to God, if you ask me one more time how long we're going to be in here and I tell you to stop.... then.... I guess I'll just tell you to stop again.


 * 25 minutes later*

Me: Okay, honestly, this is starting to get really boring.


 * 30 minutes later*

Me: WAAAA!!! IT'S SO DARK AND SCARY!!!! LET ME OUT!! LET ME OUT!!! *screams and pounds fists on the box*

Riley: Um, you do realize the top is open, right?

Me: Oh... oops...