Dr. WordGirl-Brains/Transcript

Narrator: Listen for the words permanent and exchange.

Narrator: Another beautiful day downtown, where the Mayor is dedicating the city's new elevated subway tracks.

Dr Two Brains (as Mayor): Now, as the subway car makes its way through our fair city, it will be powering up this brilliantly designed cheese ray! [evil laugh] I mean, [clears throat] I'm the Mayor.

Henchman #1: Howdy, Mr. Mayor. Wink. [winks]

Dr Two Brains (as Mayor): [winks back] Once fully charged, the ray will begin firing, permanently turning this entire city into Cheesetropolis. Which, as your mayor, I declare to be perfectly okay!

Crowd: [murmurs]

Wordgirl: [flies onto subway track] Dr. Two Brains!

Dr Two Brains (as Mayor): Oh yes, I see you've captured our city's smartest and most handsome villain. Good job, now fly along.

Wordgirl: We're onto you Dr. Two Brains. We know you used this mind exchange ray to switch bodies with the Mayor!

Crowd: [gasps]

Mayor (as Dr Two Brains): I can confirm that happened.

Wordgirl: Dr. Two Brains, you really need to get control of that little mouse brain.

Dr Two Brains (as Mayor): Oh, you think it's easy have a mouse brain permanently attached to the side of your head?

Crowd: [murmurs and start to walk away from the scene, a few people are whistling]

Wordgirl: Tchah! A lot easier than being a superhero. I have to deal with you; The Energy Monster's on the loose.

Maria: [shows up behind Wordgirl and waves, then leaves]

Dr Two Brains (as Mayor): So, go take care of that. You don't have to stop every single crime.

Wordgirl: Oh, and I'm just gonna let you turn the city into cheese?

Dr Two Brains (as Mayor): It's one city! Why do you care so much?!

Mayor (as Dr Two Brains): Uh, anyway you two could speed this up, Dr. Two Brains hasn't had lunch, [shakes head, mouse brain begins to glow green] and I'm dying for some cheese! [shakes head again] Huh?

Wordgirl: Right, sorry. Hold still, Mr. Mayor-Brains?

Dr Two Brains (as Mayor): Not a chance, Wordgirl! I am out of here! [begins running]

Dr Two Brains (as Mayor): [gasps for air] Oh, he's out of shape.

Wordgirl: [zaps the Mayor and Dr. Two Brains with the mind exchange ray]

Dr Two Brains: Huh, wh-what am I? [is grabbed by Wordgirl and carried to the street below] Whooaa!

Mayor: [tosses a key to the city to Wordgirl and walks off screen]

Wordgirl: [catches key] Hm, this one wrapped up early.