User blog:KerryKoopa26/OH LOOK. ANOTHER MOTHERBUCKING HOMESTUCK PARODY.

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 KK: That is the most pointless and incomprehensible load of drivel I have ever read.

KK: Your "portrait" is every bit as abysmal as I was expecting. And for the last time. I AM NOT FAT.

KK: I think your claims of attraction to heavyset women, which you present as "flattery," is an obvious ruse to get me to feel insecure about my appearance, and it isn't going to work!

IL: OINK.

KK: SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!!!

KK: UGH, THIS BIRTHDAY IS SO AWFUL! I CAN'T STAND IT!

KK: WHY IS EVERYONE TREATING ME LIKE **** TODAY?

KK: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

IL: YOU WERE. WAIT. WHAT'S THE CONJUGATION ASSOCIATED WITH "HUMAN BIRTH"?

IL: IS IT. HUMAN BORTH?

IL: YOU WERE HUMAN BORTH.

KK: SHUT UP!

KK: I'M DONE HUMORING YOUR MIND GAMES!

KK: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO THELIVINGME!

KK: THELIVINGME!!!

KK: WE WANT YOU BACK! PLEASE COME BACK AND SPARE US FROM THIS NINCOMPOOP!

KK: THELIVINGME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KK: WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK?!

IL: SAYING HER NAME ONLY WAKES HER UP. IF SHE'S ALIVE.

IL: SO YOUR HOG FACE CAN SNORT THE DIRTY SYLLABLES ALL IT WANTS. I WILL EVEN GIVE YOU A HAND!

IL: THELIVINGME! WAKE UP!

IL: HAA HAA, WHOOPS. SHE CAN'T.

IL: THE ***** IS DEAD!

KK: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

IL: NO IT'S TRUE. I GOT SOMEBODY TO STAB HER A LOT.

IL: THEN I STOLE HER BLOOD FOR MY LETTERS.

KK: YOU IDIOT. SHE'S ALIVE!

KK: SHE MADE AN ACCOUNT AND REJOINED.

KK: User:TheLivingMe

KK: I WAS JUST TROLLING DOOFUS. >:)

IL: KERRY. YOUR PREPOSTEROUS FEMALE EMOTIONS ARE GOING EARTH BANANAS AGAIN.

IL: SETTLE DOWN AND LISTEN TO BOY REASON. DO NOT MAKE ME DEMONSTRATE THE VERACITY OF MY FACTS. YET AGAIN.

IL: THAT SACCHARINE TRAMP IS SUCH A GONER. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK.

–– KerrytheBrony [KK] has smashed her sparkletop in anger. ––