Talk:Dinner or Consequences/@comment-27242792-20130316050350/@comment-27242792-20130427202928

Ok, that last part was just…close to creepypasta. I can't believe I had the ability to write that. O.o Then again, I'm immune to creepypasta, no vaccination needed.

Pony: Uh…howdy.

Alexis: Who are you? What's going on? What happened after that Serperior-whatever guy blasted us with his thing? Huh?

Pony: What in Equestria are you talkin' about?

Alexis: What is Equestria?

Pony: *chuckles* Yer certainly not from here, are you? You're in Equestria. It's this here country we're livin' in. I'm Applejack. Now, what brings you here?

Alexis: Well, there was this Serperior guy ranting about princesses and revenge, and then he shot us with this beam of light, and then I was falling, and I found out I was a pony. I'm supposed to be a human, if you know what that is.

Lyra: (popping up behind bush) Did somepony say HUMAN?!

Applejack: Lyra! It's not nice to go spyin' on other ponies!

Lyra: Who cares, there's HUMANS involved! So, where's the human?

Alexis: Wait, if you like humans so much, do you know how to turn me BACK into a human?

Lyra: So…you're a human turned into a pony? Well, it's not an actual human, but close enough! (turns around) Hey Bon Bon, you said I'd never live to see the day I met a real human!

(Bon Bon comes out) Lyra, I don't know if you're lying or if the human's lying. I'm assuming the "human" is this new, strangely dressed pony here. (points at Alexis)

Alexis: (thinking) ''Whoa, these ponies are creepy. I better make sure I can defend myself. (reaches into pocket) Oh no! My Poke Balls are gone! They must have rolled out when I was hit by that blast! Munn, Osha, Fez, I hope you're all okay! (Wow, this is kind of like the stories I heard about a human turning into a Pokemon and entering the Pokemon-only-inhabited world…) ''(A.N. Look up Pokemon Mystery Dungeon for the general idea of the story.)

Bon Bon: How come you don't have your cutie mark yet?

Lyra: See? That PROVES it's a human!

Alexis: What's a cutie mark?

Applejack: It's a symbol that appears on a pony's flank after they've discovered their special talent, like playing an instrument or baking. Ah guess that if you just entered Equestria and turned into a pony, you probably wouldn't have your cutie mark. Let's go see Twilight, she'll probably know what to do.

And…I got nothin'. On to work on my Dance All Nite PMV! (runs offstage)