Kid Math (episode)/Transcript

Part 1
The episode opens with Word Girl dodging Dr. Two-Brain’s laser blasts amidst the ruins of the candle factory

Word Girl says YOU'LL NEVER... GET AWAY WITH THIS... Dr. TWO-BRAINS!

He continues blasting turning objects into cheese

Dr. Two-Brains says OH, YES, I WILL, WORD...GIRL!

Word Girl says I'M GONNA STOP - WHOA!

YOUR PLAN TO... WAIT, WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR PLAN?

Dr. Two-Brains says AH, THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT! WELL, ACTUALLY, I'D PREFER YOU DIDN'T FIND OUT.

He stops firing to think. The henchman behind him are wheeling off candles

Word Girl says CAN YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME A HINT?

Dr. Two-Brains says NO HINTS! I'M GONNA START FIRING AGAIN. WHY DID I STOP IN THE FIRST PLACE?

He continues zapping

Word Girl says TIME TO REPRODUCE OUR TIME-TESTED MONKEY THROW, CAPTAIN HUGGY FACE! A-ONE... A-TWO...

She holds Captain Huggy in her arms and launches him towards Dr. Two-Brains. Kid Math blocks Captain Huggy’s way causing him to fall to the ground

Kid Math says THREE IS A PRIME NUMBER! HOW DO I KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I'M KID MATH! [Music Plays]

Word Girl says UH... WHAT?

Kid Math says I'M THE SUPERHERO THEY CALL KID MATH, HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! KID MATH IS GREATER THAN ANY VILLAIN! IT'S A SIMPLE EQUATION: DANGER PLUS KID MATH EQUALS JUSTICE! [Music Plays]

Henchman says OKAY.

Kid Math asks WHY'D EVERYONE STOP? ISN'T THIS AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL?

Dr. Two-Brains mutters WELL, YEAH, BUT...

Word Girl says Dr. TWO-BRAINS AND I HAVE A RHYTHM, AND YOU KINDA INTERRUPTED US HERE.

Dr. Two-Brains asks YEAH, WHERE WERE WE?

Word Girl responds DID I SAY, "YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS" YET, OR...?

Henchman says HEY, KID MATH! IF YOU'RE SO GOOD AT MATH, WHAT'S A MILLION PLUS A MILLION?

Kid Math says IT'S EASY TO CALCULATE THAT EQUATION! IT'S TWO MILLION.

The henchmen type the equation on a calculator and gasp

Henchman says WHOA, HE IS KID MATH!

Word Girl exclaims HOLD ON, HOLD ON. OKAY, EVERYONE JUST... I MEAN, WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM?

Kid Math says I'M FROM A PLANET FAR AWAY CALLED HEXAGON!

Dr. Two-Brain and his henchmen sneak off as Word Girl and Kid Math talk

Word Girl says HEXAGON? NO WAY! I'M FROM LEXICON - RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM? WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!

Kid Math says 3,476,543 TO ONE.

Word Girl gasps OH!

A clip of Kid Math flying in his spaceship above Earth plays

Kid Math says SO, ANYWAY, I WAS OFF FOR A JOYRIDE IN MY SPACESHIP WHEN I SAW EARTH AND THOUGHT, HMM, MAYBE I'LL STOP BY AND SEE IF THERE'S A CITY DOWN THERE THAT COULD USE A REALLY AWESOME SUPERHERO.

Word Girl says WELL, IT ALREADY HAS ONE, SO THE POSITION'S BEEN FILLED!

Kid Math asks OH, REALLY? BY WHO?

Word Girl responds ACTUALLY, IT'S BY WHOM. AND THE ANSWER IS BY ME! I'M THE SUPERHERO THEY CALL WORD GIRL.

Kid Math gasps ONE SUPERHERO VERSUS LOTS OF VILLAINS IS AN UNBALANCED EQUATION!

Word Girl says I DO JUST FINE BATTLING ALL THE SUPER-VILLAINS ON THIS PLANET BY MYSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Dr. Two-Brains and his henchmen it atop of their rat shaped hot air balloon

He says OKAY, WELL, YOU TWO KIDS CLEARLY HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP ON, SO WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE THIS SUPER WAX RAY AND ESCAPE. BYE, WORD GIRL; BYE, KID MATH! [suspenseful music]

The villains fly off Word Girl gasps as a pile of cheese falls on top of her

[Music Plays]

Word Girl and Kid Math shout HEY!

[angry groan] They emerge from the cheese tower

Word Girl says WELL, KID MATH, I GUESS WE BETTER - OH, HUH.

Kid Math disappears

Word Girl says WE'RE MINUS ONE KID MATH. [chuckling] MATH, MATH JOKE. [Music Plays]

The Narrator says THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL

The Image changes to Becky and Bob walking through the field to school. Their classmates are socializing on the lawn

Kid Math shouts HEY, WORD GIRL, IT'S ME, KID MATH!

Becky runs up to Kid Math and stutter HA HA HA, GOOD JOKE, GUY WHOSE NAME I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

She grabs him by the shoulders and leads him away

Beck sternly says NO, YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE YOU'RE - OH, BOY. [Music Plays]

Now situated on top of the robot slide Becky asks HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW IT WAS ME? [Music Plays]

Kid Math asks ARE YOU SERIOUS?

He exclaims BESIDES, I'M FROM HEXAGON, HOME OF THE SMARTEST AND THE TASTIEST RAISINS IN THE UNIVERSE.

He opens his hand to reveal raisins. Bob promptly grab them and stuffs them down his mouth

Becky says CALL ME BECKY; THAT'S MY NAME. DON'T YOU HAVE A NAME?

Kid Math says REX!

Becky says REX FROM HEXAGON?

Kid Math says ACTUALLY, REX IS A NICKNAME.

Becky says WHAT'S IT SHORT FOR?

Kid Math says REXAGON.

Beneath her breath, Becky says OF COURSE.

She looks at Kid Math and says WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AROUND TELLING EVERYONE YOUR SECRET IDENTITY, REX. NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW YOU'RE KID MATH.

Rex says WAIT, WHY CAN'T I TELL THEM? WON'T THEY LOVE ME IF THEY KNOW I'M A SUPERHERO?

Becky says YEAH, PROBABLY, BUT -

Rex says THAT SEEMS GOOD! HEY, LET'S FIGURE OUT A PLAN TO DEFEAT Dr. TWO-BRAINS. EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A NUMBER IN HIS NAME, WHICH I LIKE.

Becky says UM, OKAY...

Rex says NOW, WHAT IS Dr. TWO-BRAINS'S THING? IS HE A VILLAIN WHO HAS A THING?

Becky says WELL, YES, ACTUALLY. HIS THING IS CHEESE. THE GUY LOVES CHEESE.

Rex says I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO DESCRIBE THIS EARTH VILLAIN'S BEHAVIOUR WITH AN EQUATION. WAIT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT AN EQUATION IS?

Becky says OF COURSE. AN EQUATION IS A WAY TO SHOW THAT SOMETHING IS THE SAME AS SOMETHING ELSE. LIKE, ONE PLUS THREE IS THE SAME AS FOUR. AND Dr. TWO BRAINS PLUS A STOLEN RAY IS THE SAME AS TROUBLE.

Rex says NOT BAD, WORD GIRL.

Becky slaps a hand to her head and says BECKY!

Rex asks WHO'S BECKY?

Bob shrieks

Becky says I'M BECKY! UGH. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIT Dr. TWO-BRAINS'S BEHAVIOUR INTO AN EQUATION. HE'S UNPREDICTABLE!

Rex says MAYBE HE'LL LISTEN TO ME. I'M VERY LOGICAL.

Becky says YEAH, I'M GETTING THAT. LISTEN, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE STOP Dr. TWO-BRAINS, BUT IT'S EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THAT YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE YOU'RE YOU KNOW WHO.

Rex shouts KID MATH!

Becky says OKAY. [alarm ringing]

Becky and Rex run to the edge of the slide and exclaim YOU HEAR THAT? IT SOUNDED LIKE A SECURITY ALARM.

Kid Math says I'D BETTER GO!

Becky says HANG ON, HANG ON! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SCHOOL TO GO FIGHT A CRIME. YOU HAVE TO -

Kid Math flies away saying UP, UP, UP, UP! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME! Becky sighs

Becky says I'M GONNA HAVE TO TEACH THIS KID THE RULES OF BEING A SUPERHERO, BOB.

Children look up as Kid Math flies across the playground and says WHOOSH

Becky says STARTING WITH THE IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING HIS IDENTITY A SECRET. AND MINE.

The Narrator says A FEW MINUTES LATER, AT THE RAY AMPLIFIER EMPORIUM...

Dr. Two-Brains says OH, GOOD, WORD GIRL!

Dr. Two-Brains stands over Kid Math who is held captive in a rat trap. Word Girl and Bob hover over a large laser beam

Word Girl says Dr. TWO BRAINS! WAIT, YOU'RE HAPPY TO SEE ME?

Dr. Two-Brains says WHAT IS THIS GUY'S DEAL? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A CRIME AND HE JUST STORMS IN, DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING WITTY OR CHALLENGING. JUST STARTS WITH THE FIGHTING! WHAT IS THAT?

Word Girl says HE'S NEW HERE. KID MATH, YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS. HOW DID YOU GET CAPTURED SO EASILY?

Kid Math says I'M STILL TRYING TO CALCULATE THAT.

Dr. Two-Brains says THIS MATH WHIZ FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK: THE OL', HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

He points in a random direction and says CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I DIDN'T EVEN SELL IT, JUST: HEY, WHAT'S THAT? AND HE WAS LIKE, WHERE?!

Kid Math says WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, WHAT'S THAT, IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING NOTABLE TO SEE! OF COURSE I LOOKED!

Dr. Two-Brains says NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, LET'S SHOW THE NEW KID HOW IT'S DONE.

Word Girl exclaims HOW 'BOUT I SHOW HIM HOW YOU'RE DONE! DONE COMMITTING CRIMES, THAT IS!

Dr. Two-Brains turns to Kid Math and says YA HEAR THAT, KID? THE BACK-AND-FORTH BANTER, A LITTLE WITTY REPARTEE? THAT'S HEROES AND VILLAINS!

He points over Word Girl’s shoulder and says HEY, WHAT'S BEHIND YA?!

Word Girl says HA, NICE TRY, TWO-BRAINS!

Dr. Two-Brains says NOW, SHE'S A SUPERHERO! ZAP HER, BOYS! ZAP 'EM BOTH!

The henchmen roll over a ray gun They start aiming towards Super Huggy Face and Becky [laser fire blasting] [Music Plays]

Kid Math says WORD GIRL, UH, CAN YOU HELP?

Word Girl says LET'S SAVE HIM, HUGGY. INITIATE PLAN 229!

Kid Math shouts THAT'S A PRIME NUMBER!

Becky and Super Huggy hold up the rat trap in front of an oncoming laser beam [zapping] [sloshing]

The rat trap disintegrates freeing Kid Math. The two prepare for battle when the henchman places cages over the two of them

Word Girl says HEY, WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?

Dr. Two-Brains says OH, THIS STORE MERGED WITH THE ONE DOWN THE STREET. IT'S NOW THE RAY AMPLIFIER EMPORIUM SLASH GIANT CAGE OUTLET.

Kid Math says TWO STORES!

Word Girl says WHAT? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

Dr. Two-Brains says LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT, THIS TOWN'S GETTIN' WEIRD. I'M GETTIN' OUTTA HERE.

The henchman roll out a gigantic ray gun out the door

Kid Math burrows under the ground and out of the cage.

He hovers in front of Dr. Two-Brains and says NOT SO FAST, TWO-BRAINS! DON'T COUNT ME OUT YET!

Dr. Two-Brains says HEY, THAT'S NICE! HE'S LEARNING!

Word Girl says YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD, KID MATH.

Dr. Two-Brains says HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?

He points over Kid Math’s shoulder. Kid Math looks.

Kid Math asks WHERE?!

Dr. Two-Brains cackles and runs out of the door

Word Girl shouts NO!

Kid Math says YEAH, I'M NOT SEEING ANYTHING!

Word Girl says OKAY, SO CLEARLY THERE ARE A FEW THINGS WE NEED TO WORK ON.

The scene changes to the super heroes flying over the city

Word Girl says LOOK, IT'S HARD BEING A SUPERHERO ON THIS PLANET, KID MATH. VILLAINS LIKE Dr. TWO-BRAINS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO TRICK YOU, SO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.

Kid Math says LIKE THE WAY YOU TRICK EVERYONE WITH YOUR SECRET IDENTITY?

Word Girl says YES. NO! YOU CAN'T EQUATE THOSE TWO THINGS. IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, AND IT MIGHT TAKE TIME TO UNDERSTAND, BUT I PROMISE IT'S WORTH IT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. [Music Plays]

Kid Math says IT IS NICE HERE.

Word Girl stops flying and points to her house and says THAT'S WHERE I LIVE!

Kid Math asks CAN I SEE IT?

Word Girl responds SURE, BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, I'M BECKY. NOT WORD GIRL; BECKY. AND YOU'RE REX. GOT IT?

Kid Math says GOT IT! YOU JUST SAID 16 WORDS.

Word Girl sighs Inside the Botsford house, Mr. Botsford is in the kitchen dancing in front of the strobe

He says WELL, SHAKE IT UP, PEPPER! SHAKE IT UP, PEPPER. SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.

Mr. Botsford sprinkles pepper into a boiling pot. Becky, Bob, and Rex walk into the house

Mr. Botsford says WELL, HELLO THERE, BECKY, AND BECKY'S FRIEND. BOB, BOB, BOB! BOB, BOB, BOB, BOB!

Becky says THIS IS MY DAD.

Mr. Botsford says DINNER'S ALMOST READY. JUST NEED TO CALCULATE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SEA SALT. [excited gasp]

To Becky and Bob’s horror, Rex floats over to Mr. Botsford and says I LOVE CALCULATING. CALCULATE MEANS TO FIGURE OUT, OR MEASURE SOMETHING, OFTEN USING MATH. AND I LOVE THAT BECAUSE I'M KID MATH!

He floats back to Becky and Bob and lands before Mr. Botsford turns around

Mr. Botsford says OH, YEAH? WELL, I GUESS I'M COOK DAD. WHO ARE YOU, BECKY? DAUGHTER GIRL? THIS IS FUN!

Becky says YEAH, SUPER FUN. REX, CAN I TALK TO YOU IN THE OTHER ROOM, PLEASE?

Bob and Becky guide Rex into the living room.

She sits him down on the brown couch and explains LISTEN, REX, REMEMBER EARLIER WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN'T LET PEOPLE FIND OUT YOUR SECRET IDENTITY?

Rex says I'VE BEEN CALCULATING IT IN MY HEAD, AND THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I'M KID MATH!

He hovers raising his fist high into the air

Becky pulls him down and says BUT THERE ARE REASONS! FOR ONE, IT MAKES YOUR JOB OF BEING A SUPERHERO SO MUCH EASIER. NOT TO MENTION YOUR JOB OF BEING A REGULAR KID.

Rex says BUT I'M A SUPERHERO KID.

Becky says NO, YOU'RE JUST A REGULAR KID. GET IT?

She winks repeatedly

Rex says WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR EYE? DO YOU NEED HELP? I CAN HELP YOU; I'M A SUPERHERO!

Becky says NO! I JUST - GAHH!

She hovers in frustration.

The T.V. makes a sound. Becky floats down to the ground as the News Anchor says NOW SOME LOCAL NEWS. IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE! NO, IT'S A MOUSE BLIMP.

An image shows Dr. Two-Brains laughing on the T.V.

The News Anchor continues LOTTA FUN. THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE CITY; BACK TO YOU, MARIA.

Becky says OKAY, REX, WE BETTER GO STOP Dr. TWO-BRAINS. LET'S GO TALK TO MY DAD.

Rex says BUT IF WE DON'T TELL YOUR DAD WHO WE ARE, HOW DO WE GET AWAY?

Becky says JUST WATCH.

Mr. Botsford dances while singing PUT THE SALT IN THE POT, I PUT THE SALT IN THE POT. BA DA DA DA DA DA - WHOA!

The kids walk towards the door

Becky mutters HEY, DAD, REX AND I HAVE TO GO. WE HAVE... SAXOPHONE CLASS.

Mr. Botsford says SOUNDS AMAZING! HAVE FUN!

Rex says SO, IN THIS CASE, YOUR SECRET IDENTITY MADE IT EASIER FOR YOU TO GO AND FIGHT CRIME WITHOUT ANYONE WORRYING ABOUT YOU.

Becky says EXACTLY! COME ON, LET'S GO. WORD UP!

She and Super Huggy take off into the air

Rex says UM... MATH?

In a flash he changes into Kid Math and follows after Word Girl

Now flying, Word Girl says YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. [Music Plays]

They arrive in front of the mouse blimp. Dr. Two-Brains stands in the blink’s entrance

Word Girl says STOP RIGHT THERE, TWO-BRAINS!

Dr. Two-Brains says WORD GIRL! AND

He mutters ARITHMETIC LAD, WAS IT?

Kid Math says NOPE, MY NAME IS REX. I AM A NORMAL BOY WHO -

Word Girl slaps a hand to her face. Super Hugger raises his eyebrows

Word Girl says NO, NO, NO! JUST LET ME DO THE TALKING. LET ME GUESS: YOU'RE TURNING SOMETHING INTO CHEESE.

Dr. Two-Brains says NO! YES. NOT RIGHT AWAY!

A henchman pops up over each shoulder holding out sketches of Dr. Two Brain’s plan

Dr. Two Brain says MY PLAN HAS TWO PHASES, ONE FOR EACH OF MY BRAINS. PHASE ONE: I'M GONNA COVER THE CITY WITH A LAYER OF WAX. PHASE TWO: I'M GONNA TURN EVERYTHING UNDERNEATH THE WAX INTO CHEESE!

The henchmen hold up the plans. Images showing the city covered in wax paper and cheese flash on the screen Word Girl gasps

Kid Math asks BUT WHY DON'T YOU TURN THE CITY INTO CHEESE FIRST, THEN PUT THE WAX OVER THE CHEESE?

Word Girl says HEY, KID MATH? CAN I GET YOU TO FOCUS ON STOPPING THE CRIME, NOT FINDING WAYS TO MAKE IT WORK BETTER?

Kid Math says OH, YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

Dr. Two-Brains says KID MATH, CAN I GET YOU TO TAKE ONE TINY STEP TO YOUR LEFT?

Kid Math says I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

Word Girl yells NO, DON'T DO IT!

The henchmen are flying over the heroes with jetpacks. They drop a cage over Word Girl, Super Huggy, and Kid Math making them fall towards the ground.

[loud crash]

Kid Math says OHH! [laughing] [Music Plays]

Dr. Two-Brains says NOW, YOU HAVE THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE TO WATCH PHASE ONE.

The henchmen position their stolen ray gun in the air

Below, Kid Math holds onto the cage bars and says BUT IT'S SO ILLOGICAL!

Word Girl says AHEM, BIGGER PROBLEMS HERE!

Kid Math says ACTUALLY, I THINK I CAN BREAK OUT OF THIS PRETTY EASILY.

He bends the bars wide open

Word Girl sighs NO, NO, NO. A SUPERHERO NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO BUILD SUSPENSE SO THE AUDIENCE GETS EXCITED!

Kid Math says REALLY?

He bends the bars back into place and says OKAY, I MEAN, I'LL NEVER BREAK FREE OF THIS HEAVY CAGE WITH MY NOT-STRONG ARMS. IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN HAVE ARMS!

He hides his arms behind his back

The Narrator says IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO CALCULATE WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT, EQUALLY EXCITING EPISODE OF... WORD GIRL!

Part 2
WELCOME BACK.

The episode opens with chalk drawings of Word Girl and Super Huggy

Narrator continues TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY, THERE'S A NEW SUPERHERO IN TOWN KNOWN AS KID MATH. KID MATH AND WORD GIRL TEAMED UP TO STOP Dr. TWO-BRAINS'S PLAN TO COVER THE CITY IN WAX BEFORE TURNING EVERYTHING INTO CHEESE!

An image shows an equation on the chalkboard. It show Kid Math plus Word Girl and Super Huggy plus Dr. Two-Brains equals Kid Math, Word Girl, and Super Hugger in a cage

Narrator continues AND AS WE ENDED THE PREVIOUS EPISODE, BOTH OF OUR HEROES WERE TRAPPED! [Music Plays]

The image changes to Word Girl and Super Hugger trapped in a cage

Kid Math hovers outside and says I CAN GET BACK INSIDE IF YOU THINK IT'LL HELP BUILD SUSPENSE.

Word Girl sighs NO, FORGET IT.

Super Huggy climbs on her back. A moment later she flies through the top of the cage. The heroes fly towards the ray gun. It turns to wax and falls towards the Earth

On the ground, a TV Reporter talks into a microphone underneath the action

He says THANKS FOR THAT WEATHER UPDATE, MARIA. IN OTHER NEWS

The wax falls on top of him.

The TV Reporter says I'M COVERED IN WAX. CHUCK AND RACHEL, BACK TO YOU. [Music Plays]

A moment later, the heroes are talking flying above the city

Kid Math says WE DID IT! WE STOPPED PHASE ONE OF Dr. TWO-BRAINS'S EVIL PLAN. ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, THAT LEAVES ONE MORE PHASE TO STOP. COME ON, LET'S FIND THAT MOUSE BLIMP!

Word Girl says I APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM, BUT WE WON'T FIND Dr. TWO-BRAINS UNTIL HE WANTS TO BE FOUND. SO, RIGHT NOW, I HAVE TO GO HOME FOR DINNER.

Super Huggy shrieks

Kid Math asks DINNER? WHAT KIND OF SUPERHERO GIVES UP FOR DINNER?

Word Girl answers I'M NOT GIVING UP. PART OF BEING A SUPERHERO IS BALANCING YOUR NORMAL LIFE WITH YOUR SUPERHERO DUTIES.

Kid Math says NORMALLY, I'M ALL ABOUT A BALANCED EQUATION, BUT IT STILL SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER TO JUST BE A SUPERHERO ALL THE TIME.

Word Girl says BUT IF EVERYONE KNEW MY SECRET IDENTITY, I'D NEVER EAT IN PEACE AGAIN, BECAUSE THE VILLAINS WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE. GO BACK TO YOUR SPACESHIP. TOMORROW AT SCHOOL, WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE BEST WAY TO STOP Dr. TWO-BRAINS.

Kid Math says OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL TOMORROW, WHERE, THANKS TO YOU, NO ONE WILL EVER FIGURE OUT

He flies away shouting REX IS REALLY KID MATH!!!

Word Girl says I THINK HE'S GETTING THE HANG OF IT.

Huggy shrieks

Word Girl sighs and says YEAH, NOT AT ALL. The next day, Rex enters the school. He turns to a girl wearing a purple shirt and long hair in a purple pony tail and says HELLO THERE, EARTH KIDS! I'M SURE NOT KID MATH AT ALL!

The girl says PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME.

She closes her locker and walks away

Rex follows and says BOY, ISN'T IT CRAZY THAT NEITHER ONE OF US IS A SUPERHERO FROM THE PLANET HEXAGON? I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

The girl asks ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?

Becky appears and hisses WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Rex says MAKING SURE NO ONE THINKS I'M...

He jumps into the air and shouts KID MATH! [students gasp]

Becky says REX, TELLING EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE NOT KID MATH IS ALMOST EQUAL TO SAYING THAT YOU ARE KID MATH! LOOK, JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT KID MATH AT ALL, EVER! DON'T EVEN GIVE ANY HINTS THAT YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT KID MATH AT ALL.

Rex asks WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HINTS?

Becky explains OH, A HINT IS SMALL PIECE OF USEFUL INFORMATION THAT CAN HELP SOMEONE FIGURE OUT A BIGGER QUESTION. LIKE IF PEOPLE HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT KID MATH OR HEXAGON ENOUGH, THEY MIGHT USE THAT INFORMATION AS HINTS OR CLUES TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

Rex says OH. YEAH, I SUPPOSE I WAS KINDA DOING THAT. BUT RIGHT NOW, WE MUST GET TO WORK ON A PLAN TO STOP Dr. TWO-BRAINS FROM LAUNCHING HIS PHASE TWO!

Becky says I AGREE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS?

Rex says YOU BET I DO! WHY DON'T WE JUST TEAR DOWN THE CITY BEFORE Dr. TWO-BRAINS HAS A CHANCE TO TURN IT INTO CHEESE?!

An image shows the city in ruins as the heroes hover over a defeated Dr. Two-Brains and his henchmen

The image fades as Rex says GREAT IDEA, HUH? [Music Plays]

Becky says THAT'S A HORRIBLE IDEA.

Rex says HORRIBLE? NO, IT'S PERFECTLY LOGICAL. YOU SEE, IF WE SUBTRACT THE CITY FROM THE EQUATION, THEN THERE'S NO CITY FOR Dr. TWO-BRAINS TO TURN INTO CHEESE.

Becky exclaims BUT WE CAN'T DESTROY THE CITY!

Rex floats upside down and says SURE WE CAN. WE HAVE AMAZING SUPERPOWERS! NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO STOP US.

Becky says LOOK, REX. THERE'S MORE TO THIS SUPERHERO THING THAN DEFEATING VILLAINS. THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF BEING A SUPERHERO IS PROTECTING THE PEOPLE. GET IT?

Rex says DEFINITELY.

He pauses and exclaims OOOH! WHAT IF WE TURNED THE CITY INTO CHEESE FIRST, BEATING HIM AT HIS OWN GAME?

Becky sighs

Becky says I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE PEOPLE WE'RE HERE TO PROTECT.

The scene changes to inside the art classroom

Becky says REX, THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND VIOLET. VIOLET, THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND, REX.

Violet stops painting and says HI, REX. IF YOU'RE A FRIEND OF BECKY'S AND I'M A FRIEND OF BECKY'S, THEN WE CAN BE FRIENDS, TOO. WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE PAINTING TODAY, REX?

She hands Rex her paintbrush.

He jumps onto a stool and says I KNOW! I'LL PERFECTLY REPRODUCE MY FAVOURITE EQUATION IN PAINT!

He excitedly waves the paintbrush and marks Violet’s nose

Becky says REPRODUCE MEANS TO COPY OR MAKE SOMETHING THAT'S THE SAME AS THE ORIGINAL.

Rex furiously paints on the canvas as Becky says SO, WHEN YOU SAY, "PERFECTLY REPRODUCE YOUR FAVOURITE EQUATION," DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO ACTUALLY PAINT A MATH EQUATION ON THAT CANVAS?

Rex says THAT IS CORRECT.

He reveals his canvas and says LOOK: YELLOW PLUS BLUE EQUALS GREEN!

On the canvas are a yellow and blue block of paint next to a plus sign. Underneath is a green block of paint

Violet says WOW, THAT'S REALLY CLEVER, REX.

Rex says THANKS, VIOLET. THAT WAS A NICE COMPLIMENT YOU GAVE ME, AND COMPLIMENTS MAKE EARTHLINGS FEEL GOOD. WHICH I AM... AN EARTHLING, NOT KID MATH. I'M REALLY BAD AT RECEIVING COMPLIMENTS, AND NOT MENTIONING THAT I'M KID MATH.

Becky slaps a hand over his mouth and says YEAH, I'VE NOTICED.

Rex says I REALLY LIKE YOUR FRIEND THOUGH. SHE'S A LOT OF FUN TO TALK TO. IN FACT, I LIKE A LOT OF THE KIDS I'VE MET TODAY.

Becky says I'M GLAD. DON'T YOU SEE, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE PROTECTING. AND PROTECTING THEM MEANS PROTECTING THEIR CITY. THAT'S WHAT MAKES A GREAT SUPERHERO.

Rex snaps his fingers and says YES, A SUPERHERO FINDS A WAY TO DEFEAT THE VILLAIN THAT ALSO PROTECTS THE PEOPLE!

Becky says NOW YOU GET IT!

Exposition Guy pops out from an open window and shouts HELP! Dr. TWO-BRAINS HAS A GIANT RAY AIMED AT THE CITY FROM HIS MOUSE BLIMP! WAIT... IS THIS THE POLICE STATION?

Ms. Champlain, the art teacher, says NO, IT'S A SCHOOL. THE SAME AS IT WAS LAST WEEK. AND THE WEEK BEFORE THAT, AND THE WEEK BEFORE THAT.

Exposition Guy runs from the window screaming OH. HELP!

Ms. Champlain smiles and says SEE YOU TOMORROW.

Becky says Dr. TWO BRAINS MUST BE PREPARING TO LAUNCH PHASE TWO! WE NEED AN EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF HERE.

Rex says IS IT OKAY IF I GIVE THIS A TRY?

Becky says WELL... [Music Plays]

Rex approaches his teacher and says UH, Ms. CHAMPLAIN?

Ms. Champlain asks YES?

Rex says NORMAL EARTH STUDENT REX HERE.

Ms. Champlain asks YES, REX?

Rex stammers UHH...

He clutches his stomach and says MY STOMACH IS HURTING, AND I NEED BECKY TO SHOW ME WHERE THE NURSE'S OFFICE IS.

Ms. Champlain exclaims OH, NO! YOU TWO GET GOING.

Rex and Becky say THANK YOU!

They rush out of the classroom

Becky says OKAY, LET'S GO. WORD UP!

They change into their hero personas. A moment later the heroes are hovering in front of the mouse blimp

Kid Math says YOUR NUMBER'S UP! [heroic music] [Music Plays]

Word Girl says HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

Dr. Two-Brains says WELL, IF IT ISN'T WORD GIRL AND HER NEW SIDEKICK, KID MATH.

Kid Math says I'M NOT HER SIDEKICK. WE'RE EQUALS! AND WE'RE ABOUT TO ADD YOU TO THE CITY JAIL!

Dr. Two-Brains muses YOU KNOW, HE REALLY IS GETTING MUCH BETTER WITH HIS BANTER.

Kid Math says THANK YOU.

Dr. Two-Brains says REALLY, JUST DELIGHTFUL. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH WITH THE BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO REVEAL MY SECRET PHASE: A LITTLE PHASE I CALL PHASE ONE-AND-A-HALF!

Kid Math says PHASE ONE-AND-A-HALF? THAT'S A FRACTION! DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

Word Girl says A SECRET MOUSE BLIMP INSIDE A MOUSE BLIMP.

The henchmen are controlling a miniature mouse blimp with a remote control

Dr. Two-Brains says AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, THAT TINY BLIMP IS SCHEDULED TO DEPART JUST MOMENTS AFTER MY HENCHMEN INITIATE THE CHEESE RAY AMPLIFICATION SEQUENCE, WHICH IS RIGHT NOW!

[Dramatic Music Plays]

Nothing happens

Dr. Two-Brains turns around and says UH... YOU GUYS WANT TO START THE CHEESE RAY AMPLIFICATION SEQUENCE RIGHT NOW?

Henchman says OH, RIGHT! SORRY, BOSS. [cheese rays buzzes]

Dr. Two-Brains says AH, MUSIC TO MY MOUSE EARS.

The henchman fly away carrying the cheese ray in one direction while Dr. Two-Brains escapes in another

Dr. Two-Brains continues IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO HAVE A CHOICE: EITHER SAVE THE CITY FROM BEING TURNED INTO A GIANT HUNK OF MOUTH-WATERING CHEESE, OR CAPTURE ME. BUT YOU CAN'T DO BOTH. [evil cackling]

The Narrator says WHAT WILL OUR HEROES DO? WILL THEY STOP Dr. TWO BRAINS FROM ESCAPING IN HIS MINIATURE MOUSE BLIMP AND LET THE CITY BE TURNED INTO CHEESE? OR WILL THEY SHUT DOWN HIS CHEESE RAY AMPLIFIER THING AND LET Dr. TWO-BRAINS ESCAPE?

Kid Math says I CHOOSE BOTH!

Dr. Two-Brains says YOU CAN'T CHOOSE BOTH! LISTEN UP, ROOKIE, BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE SHUTTING DOWN THE CHEESE RAY, I'LL BE ON A FARAWAY BEACH SIPPING ON A CHEESE-A COLADA.

Word Girl says HE'S RIGHT, THERE ISN'T TIME!

The people below look up and gasp

Kid Math says BUT THERE IS! THINK ABOUT IT - WITH MATH! THERE ARE NOW TWO SUPERHEROES ON THE JOB. SO, IF WE DIVIDE AND CONQUER, ONE OF US CAN STOP Dr. TWO-BRAINS WHILE THE OTHER ONE OF US STOPS THE CHEESE RAY.

Word Girl says OH, YEAH! GREAT IDEA, KID MATH! YOU STOP Dr. TWO-BRAINS FROM ESCAPING WHILE I STOP THE RAYS FROM REACHING THE CITY!

Kid Math says I'D RATHER STOP THE RAYS, IF THAT'S OKAY. IT'LL SHOW THAT I'VE LEARNED THAT A SUPERHERO MUST PROTECT THE PEOPLE.

Word Girl stammers UH, OKAY, FINE. YOU GOT THE RAYS, I GOT TWO-BRAINS. GO!

They bolt off in different directions

Dr. Two-Brains says AHH!

Word Girl speeds towards him and apprehends his mini-mouse blimp

Dr. Two-Brains says WHY DIDN'T I PUT A FASTER MOTOR IN THE ESCAPE BLIMP?

[dramatic music] She bolts off The scene now shows the henchmen fighting Kid Math. They aim their ray gun at him but miss. After a moment, they focus their attention to the ground. The ray gun powers up to fire.

Kid Math races towards the beam and destroys it. The cheese ray shatters into a dozen pieces and falls to the Earth. The crowd cheers below.

The henchmen fall but Kid Math grabs them as they fall

Kid Math carries the villains to the mouse blimp to meet Word Girl and shouts WE DID IT!

Word Girl says YEAH!

Kid Math says WORD GIRL PLUS KID MATH EQUALS VICTORY!

He throws the henchmen into the jail blimp

Super Huggy shrieks

Kid Math says RIGHT, PLUS HUGGY. SORRY, HUGGY; FORGOT TO CARRY THE MONKEY.

The Narrator says AND SO, THE ADDITION OF KID MATH TO THE TEAM OF WORD GIRL AND HUGGY DEFEATED Dr. TWO-BRAINS AND PROTECTED THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF THE CITY.

The heroes fly through the city as the people of the city cheer them from below

Narrator continues AND IT LOOKS LIKE KID MATH LEARNED SOME IMPORTANT LESSONS ABOUT BEING A SUPERHERO ALONG THE WAY.

Kid Math says PSSST!

The Narrator says WHA-WHAT IS IT? I'M TRYING TO WRAP THINGS UP HERE.

Kid Math says DON'T YOU MEAN NORMAL, REGULAR EARTH REX?

Word Girl says NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO PROTECT YOUR SECRET IDENTITY WHILE YOU'RE DRESSED AS KID MATH.

Kid Math says AH, RIGHT.

Word Girl says YOU KNOW, WE STILL HAVE A LITTLE WORK TO DO.

The heroes face a group of giant robots. A hoard of gorillas stomp behind them. Villains fill the streets

The Narrator says I'LL SAY! AND REMEMBER, FOR FUN AND EXCITEMENT YOU JUST CAN'T REPRODUCE ANYWHERE ELSE, TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER THRILLING EPISODE OF... I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW. YOU GUESSED IT: WORD GIRL!