Don't Mess with the Best/Transcript


 * Narrator: Oh, I didn't mean out here. I meant here.


 * Victoria: I'd like to see what would happen if WordGirl had to deal with someone better, someone who is the best.


 * Victoria: Look at them, sitting around watching TV.


 * Victoria: Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha!
 * Narrator: Hey, WordGirl.
 * WordGirl: Just a minute. Huggy and I in the middle in on our favorite game. Watch this. Phew! 5 times! I beat my record! And I even stopped to get you a souivenir. Looks good. Vicoria?
 * Victoria: Surprise, surprise, WordGirl. There's a new villain in town...me! And I'm gonna do what none of those other villains have ever done-- I'm going to defeat you.


 * Victoria: To win. Thank you. To beat somebody. To prove once and for all that they you're better they are.


 * Victoria: Oh, I'm better at lot of things, especially now that I've got all this.
 * WordGirl: You really think you can defeat me?
 * Victoria: Of course I can. Now that I have all this super-cool villain stuff, I'm unstoppable. Do you want unstoppable means?
 * WordGirl: Yes, Victoria, I know what unstoppable means. It means to be so--
 * Victoria: So good at something that nobody can stop you!
 * WordGirl: Yes, Victoria. I was going to say that.


 * Victoria: Well, well, well. You're not so unstoppable now, are you?
 * WordGirl: Victoria, you aren't--
 * Victoria: Quiet! I want relish my victory. I defeated WordGirl! Now I really am the best! Right, Mom and Dad!?
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Yeah, you're the best all right. The best at being defeated by unstoppable us! Ha, ha, ha!
 * Victoria: What are you all doing here?
 * Dr. Two-Brains: We've come to get our stuff back! Hand it over.
 * Victoria: Why should I? I've been a villain for, like, tow minutes, and now I've done the one thing you've never done-- I've defeated WordGirl!
 * All: (Laughs)
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Well, you haven't exactly defeated WordGirl yet.
 * Victoria: What are you talking about?
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Glad you asked. Point my Cheese Ray at WordGirl and then press... The Red Button.
 * Meathead: Not the red button!
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Yes. The red button. Ha, ha, ha!
 * Victoria: W-w-what happens if I press the red button?
 * Meathead: Ha, ha, ha!
 * WordGirl: I'd like to know, too.
 * Dr. Two-Brains: If I tell you, it'll ruin the surprise.
 * WordGirl: Oh, I don't mind.
 * Victoria: Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and tell us before I do anything too hasty?
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Ha, ha, ha! You're backing down! Maybe you're just not villain material. Guess your parents were right. You're not the best!
 * Victoria: Excuse me! What did you just say?
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Oh, nothing.


 * Victoria: Nobody says that to me! Nobody!
 * Dr. Two-Brains: Fellow villains, take her down!
 * Victoria: Well, there's still one thing I can do.
 * Parrot: Ohh! Ohh!
 * Victoria: Um, WordGirl... Buddy old pal... I've been thinking. Um, I feel kind of bad. About the whole trying to defeat you thing, so... You're welcome.
 * WordGirl: Thanks, Victoria. Catch you later!
 * Victoria: Wait!
 * WordGirl: Oh, I'm sorry. Was there something else you wanted?
 * Victoria: Um, I was wondering if you could maybe... Help me.
 * WordGirl: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have some mustard in my ears. Could you say that again a little louder this time?
 * Victoria: Ugh. Help me!
 * WordGirl: Well, sure! Since you asked so nicely.
 * Dr. Two-Brains: You, whippersnapper, simply don't have what it takes to be a true villian.
 * Victoria: Ugh.
 * WordGirl: Victoria, if you really want to be the best, you should try to do good, not evil.
 * Victoria: Pffft. Of course you would say that.


 * WordGirl: I know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, no you're not. Dah!
 * Narrator: Has WordGirl finally met her match? Will Victoria become the vest villain in town?


 * Victoria: "The Victoria Best Show."
 * Narrator: Um, sorry, but's it's still called "WordGirl"!
 * Victoria: We'll see about that. I've got talks with PBS.