User blog comment:Casrules401/Wordgirl/Homestuck Crossover Roleplay Adventure/@comment-27242792-20131110193924

A young lady stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 28th of September, is this girl's birthday. (Note: This is 2 years after the current point in the WG series.) Though it was 13 years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this young lady be?

Enter name.

" Wordypants Mcsmartybluh " X  NO.

Try again.

"Becky Botsford" ✔

Examine room.

Your name is BECKY BOTSFORD. As mentioned before it is your BIRTHDAY. You love a show called THE PRETTY PRINCESS AND MAGIC PONY POWER HOUR, a show about princesses and magic ponies, obviously. There are many UNICORN FIGURINES in various places around the room. You also have a passion for READING and WORDS.

Little do others know, you are also the young superhero WORDGIRL. You arrived on Earth from a spaceship traveling from the planet LEXICON. You have the ability to FLY, have GREAT STRENGTH, and KNOW EVERY SINGLE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AS WELL AS SOME HIEROGLYPHS. You fight the many CRIMINALS of the city, and sometimes DEFINE WORDS FOR PEOPLE.

And by PEOPLE you mean mostly the little kids on the other side of the fourth wall. And, sometimes, the SATIRICALLY STUPID citizens of the city.

But really, mostly for the kids.

What will you do?

Retrieve arms.

You don't seem to understand this command.

I said, go retrieve your arms.

Oh! You think you get it now.

You retrieve two dictionary pages, each from a different dictionary. One of the guide words at the top of both is "arm".

You don't know who ripped out the pages, but it most certainly wasn't you. You can't imagine anyone who would hurt a poor reference guide.

No, your other arms.

Oh, these? *holds out arms*

You've always had them. Why would you need to retrieve them, anyway?

Why don't we do something a bit more productive.

Examine fourth wall.

There's the motorized fourth wall. It flies with you wherever you go. Although only you can see it.

It sometimes goes somewhere else if the viewers need some insight on the other characters, or something.

You don't have the power to see into it, though.

To be continued by someone else.