Talk:Professor Steven Boxleitner/@comment-208.32.21.143-20121125051929/@comment-208.32.21.143-20121225191615

Me: Yum. *eats chips* Thanks! :) Okay then...! Let's get to work! *pulls out random 2 1/2 foot long remote w/ 87 buttons*

Riley: Um... What's that?

Me: *looks confusedly at remote* Not sure. But it must be important—

WG: Or at least random.

Me: :/ ...because these random objects seem to be useful. I wonder what this one does? *presses random button*

(an air horn pops out of the remote and honks loudly)

(everyone jumps)

Help Guy: HEEELLLP!!!! THERE WAS A RANDOM LOUD NOISE THAT SOUNDED LIKE AN AIR HORN!!!

Me: Uh, that was an air horn. Hm... How about this one? *presses another random button*

(everyone starts moving in slow motion)

WG: Whhhaaaattt'sss hhhaaaappppennniiinnnggg???

Me: Ooooopppps... *slowly presses another button* ...Phew. That's better... Whoa! *everyone starts zooming around the room backwards*

SB: !nottub dniwer eht saw taht kniht I

Me: ...eno rehto siht sserp tsuj ll'I ,yakO *presses button*

(everyone stops)

Me: Okay, how about— *Tobey grabs remote* —Hey!

TTM: I think we all agree you should leave this to the experts. *examines remote*

DTB: Expert? Ha! The remotes you're used to have under three buttons half the time! Let me see. *takes remote*

TTM: Hey! No fair! I had it first!

WG: *grabs remote and hands it to me* Actually, neither of you had it first.

Narrator: What will happen next? Will TLM ever discover why she had a random two-and-a-half foot long remote in her backpack? How did it even fit in there?

DTB: It's a telescoping remote.

TTM: *huffs*

Narrator: ...Why did TLM add that in the story?

Me: Um... I kinda forgot where I was going with this...

Narrator: We can tell.

Me: :P

Narrator: *ignores me* ...Tune in next time, for more of the exciting adventures of...

Me: Us!

Narrator: I was going to say WordGirl, but that works too, I guess...

~TLM