Talk:Doctor Two-Brains/@comment-174.101.106.170-20121123045628/@comment-5281760-20121128224008

@TheLivingMe

So THAT'S what this comment was about! Wow. Anyway, maybe he'd get a laugh out of "Seize the Cheese" or "Holiday Cheese." Also, does the short "The Crazy World of Doctor Two-Brains" count? I feel like he should probably see what happened to him in the first place; it probably was a panicked blur for him.

Also, since I haven't written on ff in ages (I'll post "You Belong with Me" tomorrow), I'll give you something... strange to chew on. It's actually my vocabulary homework, where I had to write a paragraph using at least 10 vocal words about any topic. And of course, what does WDMWG do when given an opportunity such as this? Fanfiction, plain and simple.

Note: For those of you who read Radiance, you'll know what Planet Zenith is and who Lady Celestia is. Obviously, since it's homework I couldn't use Planet Lexicon (substitute Lexicon for Linphea) or their actual names (Imagine the embarrassment!), but guess who Prince Tobias is!

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Princess Alexandria Theia of Planet Linphea paused once again to unhitch the snagged train of her crimson ball dress from the table corner as she wove through the ballroom gala. The impractical attire, which had caused her great anger and irritation, had rankled the 16-year-old heiress dozens of times over the course of the evening, and she cursed herself for having to wear wearing such a frivolous gown to this event, which had probably cost a third of the planet’s debt to throw. To many Linpheans on the planet that had a stint, limiting budget since the costly 12-year war between Planet Zenith, the realm of technology, and Planet Linphea, the realm of nature, this party would send their monarchy plummeting into a recession, and their government would collapse. Still, Alexandria knew of the engagement’s importance. Tonight, she was to proclaim in a grand speech to her entire planet her arranged marriage to the handsome, wealthy Prince Tobias of Planet Zenith, thus nullifying the bitter enmity and ill-will of the two warring nations and bringing about peace. While the marriage may not have been for fervent, passionate devotion or unflagging, eternal true love, it was a noble cause, and Alexandria would have willingly gone through with it if it meant relieving the gaunt, starved-looking populace of their poverty. However, she alone knew of the dire consequences it would bring about. Zenith had no intent of benevolence toward Linphea, as Alexandria’s outlawed sister, Flora, had confirmed. Just days ago, Flora had infiltrated security by incapacitating the guards in order to deliver a message from none other than Lady Celestia herself, the Queen of Prophecies. Finally, Flora was able to confirm once and for all what her sister didn’t have the guts to accept: Alexandria would alone fulfill the Prophecy of Rising Angels. Alexandria’s steps were faster now, her eyes locked on the open balcony, her freedom, her salvation. Gripping the icy cold railing, the princess allowed herself one last moment of contemplation. Her actions would change the fate of an entire universe; would the risk truly be worth it? Still, she knew that leap of faith had to be taken. Jumping from the balcony, Princess Alexandria let the world fall away, her angel wings letting her rise to a higher destiny.

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And that goes to show you how terribly hindered a person's writing is when limited to one paragraph and given a limited vocabulary. Compared to my actual fanfiction, this was garbage, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Oh well, I'll post something decent tomorrow with my entry into the Christmas Contest.