Talk:Professor Steven Boxleitner/@comment-208.32.21.143-20130128204822/@comment-208.32.21.143-20130221050906

@everyone: Yeesh, this is getting CRAZY!!! :D

All characters: *facepalm at the Authors' weirdness*

Me: I'll continue the soooooong! :)

(to the tune of either the PnF theme song or 'Today is Gonna be a Great Day')

Finding a Puffle,

And eating potato chips!

Or applesauce and peachy keen, (da da da)

Rolling on the floor,

And pickling fruitcakes!

Or teleporting wallabies! (da da da)

Exploding xylophones,

Wrecking pink mine carts,

And defeathering bubbling tar!

Hitting the 'post' button,

Accidentally,

Then going golfing and scoring a par! (^^)

As you can see,

we are totally RANDOM,

That much is plain as wheat bread!

You've probably noticed

That we randomize EVERYTHING

Including candy like Air Heads!

And also

Rubber ducks and hot air balloons and bouncy balls and rutabaga princesses and Dr. Quack and muffled mufflers and fried strawberries and kittens in mittens and fluffy ice cubes and lonely sparkles and muffins that Derpy may or may not eat all of and Furbies and Lampy and the Wiggly Turtle Toobies and dandelion ice cream (I've actually eaten that, btw) and Zoboomafoo and giant edible pillows with feet and polka-dotted chainsaws and fangirling over OCs and busting a hole in the wall and making a cake and turning on a mixer full of flour at full speed and alarm clocks and sunflower seeds and playing Dynamite on a recorder (my friend can do that) and watering carrots playing chess and bumblebees that pop up everywhere and shelves full of unicorns and sand cats and sneezing headphones and golden ducks and *gasps for air* Pickled prune juice! *faints from exhaustion*

~TLM

P.S. I may or may not continue the story later, but I will try and do it tomorrow! :)

P.P.S. In case you're wondering 'Hey! Why'd TLM randomly send everyone into the future? Aside from awesome cookie-baking technology, Triple 5D Virtual Reality movie theaters, and the iPhone 17, what's so different from the present?' Well, as I mentioned earlier, I just reallyreallyreally wanted to write—

Inner fangirl: *pops out* :D Thomarie! 9.9 It's so cute, once I read this one fanfic where Marie found out she was a cyborg, and—

Me: Gaah!! *stuffs inner fangirl back inside self* Hehe, sorry about that... *sheepish grin*

IF: *peeks out and whispers* That fanfic is called "To be human", btw... *slowly and creepily descends back into self*

Me: O.o

Random self: ...Brussssel sprouuuuts... :D *breakdances while sending off fireworks full of confetti and chocolate chips and eating a sandwich shaped like Pinky the Chihuahua's hat*

Me: O.O *escapes cuz random self is taking over*

RS: DOYOULIKEMYYELLOWSWEATER?!?! :D *cartwheels*

P.P.P.S. O.o that last part was just weird... O.o