Talk:Professor Steven Boxleitner/@comment-208.32.21.143-20121125051929/@comment-5281760-20121130230327

Me: Um, I hope nobody minds, but I've been reading (and loving!) this story for a while, and I've noticed you've all gotten severely off-track with the plot. So, I'm just going to readjust the focus back on Little Mitten's plight, and then I'll go away and leave you to your epicly funny randomness. Sound good?

Wiki-ers: Sure!

DTB: Finally! Someone who's not getting us all off topic! Who are you, anyway?

Me: *beaming* Well, I can't tell you my real name, but you probably know me as IsabellaWinxSirenix.

WG: Wait, you're the girl who killed me twice! (Note: Folks, she's really angry, like shattered-Angelface angry.  Yikes!)

Me: *backing away in fear* Well, remember, the first time, I created a genetic-carbon copy. A-and the second time, i-it was the end of the st-story, and it was just so sweet that you died holding Tobey's hand...

Tobey: Wait, she loves me!?

WG: (beyond AngelFace furious) ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! *dives toward WDMWG*

Me: Magical Author Powers!

Narrator: Meanwhile, in the giant cage where Little Mittens is being held....

LM: It's been three months in the cookie-eating time zone, do you think my owner's worried about me?

Midnight: =-= Um, ya think!?!

Cocoa: We've got to get this poor kitty out of here!

Steela: We all know that's impossible; after all, we've been trapped here for 10 years!

LM: o_O  So there's no way for us to get out of here?

Midnight: Maybe the solution isn't getting us out, but rather getting them in...

Narrator: Now that we're back on track, what is Midnight's plan? Will WordGirl ever just ask me where Little Mittens is so we can speed up this plot? Will they ever stop eating cookies? Will I ever stop asking questions at the end of a segment? Will I–

WG: Not as long as Ms. Question is lurking deviously in the corner. Also, Bella, isn't there a certain fanfiction story you should be working on before your readers revolt?

Me: *with sugar cookie in hand* Oh yeah! Gotta run!